Sludge Town

MAN, I GOTTA TAKE A DUMP! HNNNNNG DEAD

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Reviews and lists


SMT III demon reviews

SMT III is one of my favourite games! I wanted to review every demon design that appears in it. (Now that SMT V is out, I might go back and add the new demons from that. I wasn't really a fan of the new designs in IV.)

Flags of the world

National flags rated by graphic design.

Poos in videogames

I like games, and poos are funny. Here's a look at their Venn overlap.

Top ten worms

They's good worms.


Ongoing sagas


Work bulbery

I work with eedjits.

Shit my mum says

Yes she does.

Stuff I've overheard at work

Christ.


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50 ways to lose your leggy

Paul Simon listed only 5 of the promised 50 ways to leave your lover. If you're going to write a list song, do it properly.

London facts

Some remarkable facts about the capital for your education.

Dirty portals

A cautionary tale about putting your dick in things.

Limericks

Some cute little poems suitable for telling to a granny or a vicar.

How to change the case on a computer

A useful guide to an important activity.

Valentines poems

Some lovely poems for your sweetheart.